Report from the Special Excavation of Ladonia

Objects in the special excavation of Ladonia: Holes

· Black hole

· Room of hole (Sw. “hålrummet”)

· Time for hole (Sw. “håltimme”)

· Inverted hole

Black Hole. Earlier research shows that black holes exist in space and have a magnetic ability to engulf and devour everything close enough. During the excavation in Ladonia, a black hole has been discovered, which affects all theories to date. The hole, which will not be moved, affirms the thesis of Ladonia being the centre of not only the Earth, but also our solar system. In spite of earlier findings, the black hole does not appear to be particularly malevolent, but the scientists recommend caution and respect for the hole before it is examined.

Pictures of the black hole found in Ladonia

Room of Hole. One of the theories regarding this type of hole is it being an ancient version of today’s ‘gap’. The hole with its angular shape has a somewhat different density (hålfasthet) which is yet to be categorized. Scientists of the Third Dimension make an obvious link from the dug out hole to the modern day space between the walls in a house, under a ladder or underneath a piece of furniture. A group of theologists believe, however, the room of hole to possess a deeper meaning. They suggest the existence of the room of hole to manifest the cult revolving around Emptiness, Pause and Non-Being. A possible cause for the decreasing significance of the room of hole is the worshipping of Supplement, Surrogate and Attention reflected in today’s society.

Examples showing some room of holes.

Time for Hole. This is one of the vaguer finds in the excavation. Assumed to be imported to Ladonia as an exotic feature, some experts suggest it to have influenced the Ladonians to a more peaceful life. One of the Scientists of the Fourth Dimension boldly submits that the time for hole may have been fundamental in the ‘three-minute system’.

Possible evolution of the hole.

Inverted Hole. One of the major finds shows different inverted holes. These are believed to give a hole new meaning to the global fallic worship, which is now considered to be in need of redefinition. The inverted holes can be seen today evolved into what is falsely assumed to be pillars, pyramids and skyscrapers (some of the latter have been devoid of content for political reasons, but the holes themselves now exist as symbols for a hole lot of things).

Inverted holes.

Special archeologist in charge of the special hole excavation: A E Ekstroem

Objects in the special excavation of Ladonia: The Muba- equipment

This hand-and foot-equipment has a connection to the Muba- animal. Mankind has surely noticed muban`s way of move it self in the slippery and stony ground in Ladonia. The result was that mankind constructed its own claws to feet and hands.

Special archeologist in charge of the special Muba-equipment: C A Strom

Objects in the special excavation of Ladonia: The Plopponio

This instrument consists of wood and metal. Doing our research, we came up to that it is a musical instrument, where they have placed the pebbles on the spoon-liked metal-parts and then shoved them in to the water. It is believed that the instrument comes from the Pre Circular time.

The plopponio is not well known by the Ladonia inhabitants today, maybe because the artistic people didn’t approve the instrument. The plopponio made the music-art non-individual and more standardized.

Special archeologist in charge of the special Plopponio: C A Strom

Objects in the special excavation of Ladonia: The Bubble of Peaceful Mind

The late Postflattime seems to have been a stormy and rainy period of the Ladonian history. How the Ladonians managed to live under the new and severe conditions have for long been a mystery for the scientists. By finding parts of what seems to have been the Bubble of Peaceful Mind, a considerable part of the mystery might have been solved.

The Bubble of Peaceful Mind plays an important role in the legend of The Missing Sun, a folktale told from generation to generation. The new founds in the excavation of Ladonia puts new light to the folktale about Ladiakis Ldoniamis. The legend tells us about the poor boy Ladiakis who, accompanied by his pet and good friend Bulky, saves Ladonia from destruction and extinction. The bubble on Ladiakis’ head makes it possible for him to walk around in the stormy and rainy landscape for days with Bulky, an animal with a hefty trunk, which thanks to the enormous power in his cheeks blows away all the massive grey clouds and finds the sun.

However, by finding parts of the Bubble of Peaceful Mind the legend seems to contain more truth than ever imagined.

The Special Archaeologists of Special Archaeology have closely examined the found and has got a clear theory about the Bubble of Peaceful Mind.

The Bubble of Peaceful Mind was likely worn by the humble people living at the end of Postflattime, when the great storm was at its worst. The bubble, made out of a material unknown by to day’s scientists, was put on the head and made it possible to speak and breath normally. On the top of the bubble there were two tentacles or more. Every end of the tentacles seems to have been equipped with some kind of funnels, which captured the rain and wind and led it through the tentacles. On its way through the tentacles the strong wind and rain appears to some how have been neutralized, so when it finally reached the bubble, all that came out was a peaceful tone and a dripping sound.

If the Special Archaeologists of Special Archaeology are right, this could also be an interesting explanation to why the Ladonians of today are more peaceful and calm than other world citizens. It is an established fact that the sound of raindrops and the quiet whisper of the wind have a tranquillising effect on a strained individual. The tranquillity and stillness in the bubble is likely to have given the people of Ladonia a peaceful mind and spirit, never found in a living soul elsewhere.

When the climate got warmer the Ladonians probably got rid of the Bubble of Peaceful Mind, but most likely the state of calmness has been inherited from generation to generation, as well as the legend of The Missing Sun.

A little picture on the found show that the Bubble of Peaceful Mind probably looked like this.

Special archeologist in charge of the special Peaceful Mind Bubble: A S M Johansson

Objects in the special excavation of Ladonia: Animals

Bulky. During the excavations in Ladonia the Special Archaeologists of Special Archaeology found an extremely interesting cave painting on a piece of stone in the ground layer of Postflattime.

The painting represents an animal with a great trunk and big cheeks. This is likely to be Bulky, the animal of a popular Ladonian folktale (see: The Bubble of Peaceful Mind). As a result of finding parts of the Bubble of Peaceful Mind, the Special Archaeologists of Special Archaeology thinks that there might be more truth to the old legend than you might think.

In the legend of The Missing Sun, Bulky blows away all the dark clouds with the enormous power of the wind from his trunk. However, unconfirmed information from the archaeologists, tells us that they have discovered unpublished facts that are pointing to the direction of Bulky being only about the size of an Old English Sheepdog, and possibly even the ancestor of the same animal. These facts could ruin the theory of Bulky blowing away all the clouds by him self.

However, the archaeologists are now working with the possibility of not only one, but many Bulkys. Research shows that the wind power from one thousand Bulkys could throw the Earth out of its path, circling around the sun. An estimated fifty Bulkys would likely be enough to blow the heavy clouds away.

The Special Archaeologists of Special Archaeology thinks that Bulkys died out shortly after the sun came back. There are many different theories of why the Bulkys are not with us today. One is that Bulky died from exhaustion after blowing away the clouds, another one is that all the Bulkys were females and therefore could not reproduce, yet another one tells us that they were eaten by the Ladonians during the great famine in the Oval Time.

However, the most likely theory, presented by one of the most honourable archaeologist of Special Archaeologists of Special Archaeology, is that the Bulkys were abducted by aliens from the planet Jupiter who needed help with blowing away the asteroid belt making their holiday travels to Mars rather dangerous. This theory also answers the question why no bones or other parts of the animal have been found.

This theory also could explain why the Tower of Wind in Nimis was built. The reason could be that the Ladonians needed a place where they could thank their hefty trunk saviours by standing in the tower and feel the breeze from the Bulkys at Jupiter, still blowing.

Special archeologist in charge of the special Bulky animal: A S M Johansson

The Domindigus. According to the bones this was a large animal. And an animal this large could probably change it's body temperature if It wanted to. The special archaeologists of special archaeology has done much research around and on this animal and found that it had two small arms right above the stomach. The archaeologists also think that it's colour was green, because its a beautiful colour and it matches its eyes. It probably lived in big areas so it could find something to eat, because it needs to eat.

The special archaeologists of special archaeology are also pretty sure that the animal was capable to make little animal. And this little animal was probably in eggs.

Height:2 meters

Weight :As big and fat as possible.

The Stonemelticus. The special archaeologists of special archaeology has found this strange animal. They think it's rather ugly. The fur was probably a protection against the bad weather if it had any fur, witch the archaeologist think it had. Research have been done and the team are pretty sure that it eat stones, witch melts in the stomach, therefore its name " stonemelticus"

It probably lived in small tunnels and caves witch it made all buy it selves. The animal also made a lot of babies, probably because of the cold weather. There where simply nothing else to do.

Height:27,78 cm

Weight: Probably not much, if it hadn't just eat of course.

The Moshious. This was a quite large animal witch looks kind of stupid. The special archaeologists of special archaeology are certain that it lived in the woods, and maybe that it even could climb. It looks a bit mossy so it could probably be pretty old. The food was things that grows in the woods according to the archaeologists. They also think that it needed to be one female and one male to make a baby animal. All the females had a lot of males and all the males had a lots of females. The animal was probably peaceful and happy. (You can se it if you look in their eyes.)

Height:123,56 cm

Weight: Too much if you se to its height.

The Jumpicus. This was a cute animal according to the special archaeologists of special archaeology. It probably lived in the woods, and made nests in the top of the trees. The colour was brown/red, so it could camouflage when it stayed in the trees. The group think that it also tried to fly with its long ears but are not certain. It lay eggs in the nests and sometimes they even brought them for a walk, the archaeologist thinks. The food was probably leftovers from somebody, or something else.

Height:41,98 cm

Weight: To much to be able to fly

The Bigfoticus. In this case the special archaeologist of special archaeology are almost certain that this was some kind of bird with big feet. If you look at it´s colour it was probably really god to hide, because it melt in with the environment. If you se to its long thing on its forehead it probably dug a lot. The blue feet's where probably blue so it didn't have to see them when it stood in water. The archaeologists have no idea what it ate, maybe wood or olives. What they think they know is that it had two gender and that's the reason why it could breed.

Height: 34,88cm

Weight: It depends on how much it eats.

Special archeologist in charge of the special

animal research: M H T Kockum

Circler (Spiralworm). It’s unclear whether this animal, seemingly of a complex nature, is a creature still in existence. The excavation shows that the animal has been moving, stretched out, below the ground, in holes shaped like tunnels, but several hypotheses describe its life on the ground as well. In craggy terrain it seems to have been moving step by step using its spiral formed body as a bow. It has most likely preferred to roll like a wheel in the flatter terrain or to simply jump.

The Circler must absolutely not be discarded as being harmless. Traces show how its flexible radius is an advantage in hunting. Unlike other animals the main consumption consists of human beings. The worm lies down as a circle on the ground where it’s waiting for the unsuspecting prey, and when the prey steps into the area the animal shoots up like a spiral and contracts around the body. It’s hard to tell if the worm, like other worms, consumes the catch in one piece.

Arguments have been discussed whether the Circler, if it still exists, should be placed under protection or if its threat against humanity exhorts an immediate hunting of the animal. Its actual existence has further been questioned and genetic researchers are discussing whether it’s defensible to attempt to recreate the species. This could signify an exploitation of a very dangerous beast with a complex nature threatening to strangle humanity, something no cloned dinosaur will ever come near.

Special archeologist in charge of the special hole excavation: A E Ekstroem

The Muba-animal. The muba-animal was a fast and supplied animal. It had the ability to move it self effectively on the slippery and stony ground in Ladonia; mostly because its well developed claws on its hind paws and forepaws. Its claws are also tools and the animal can for example produce spectacular pines of pebbles, witch you can find by the shore.

Weight: 8-10 kilograms

Length: 20 Inches

Height: 12 Inches

Feed: Clay

Special archeologist in charge of the special Muba animal: C A Strom